It’s happened to almost everyone. You’ve gone to the store to buy a dildo and you’ve come back only to find your parents interrogating you about it. In this post, we will explore how to hide a dildo from your parents.
First, you need to have a plan. Yup, you heard me right. If you’re going to hide a dildo from your parents, you have to think ahead. Do you think the best place to store it would be in your room or in the closet? Do you think it would be best to wrap it in a towel or blanket so that it doesn’t get noticed? Or better yet, can you keep it somewhere off the playing field, like in a friend’s house?
Second, you’ll need to be creative. As much as you want to keep it away from your parents, they’re going to try to figure out what’s up. So come up with a cover story. Have a couple of excuses for why you came home with a dildo so that you can remain mysterious. Or come up with something so outrageous, sex toys like you purchased the dildo for an art project, your friend needed it for a party, or even that you found it on the side of the road and thought it would be funny to keep it around.
Third, don’t get too attached to your idea. Try different options if one isn’t working well. Maybe you’re keeping it in your room, but it’s too visible and your parents are asking too many questions. It’s ok to regroup and come up with a new plan.
Fourth, don’t leave it sitting around. Clearing off anything that looks suspicious is key. Stay watchful in your room: make sure that your dildo isn’t standing up in plain sight.
Fifth, discretely ditch it when needed. Is your parents coming more than expected or will be staying at your room for some time? That’s when you need to ditch it. Find a strange place to hide – someone’s balcony, a thrown-away box, or in an old suitcase.
Finally, maintain as much control as possible. Do not mention the existence of the dildo unless necessary. Avoid your parents’ questions whenever possible and be creative with your answers. And if all else fails, just be honest about it.
In next section we will take a look at some storage ideas. Storing a dildo can be tricky so it’s important to be aware of what your parents may consider suspicious and to adjust accordingly. Hide it in a creative place where it won’t be noticed immediately like in your closet behind piles of clothes or in a box beneath some books. Or, if you have a bedroom with a connecting bathroom, hide it in the bathroom in an obvious place like behind the toilet paper or on the side of the bathtub.
Another option is to hide the dildo in the living room or kitchen. If you have too many family members around during certain times, it may be best to hide it in those rooms. Place it on the highest shelf or behind some books. Or, if you have curtains or blinds, hide it behind them.
Your car is also a great option. You can put it in the footwell of the passenger seat. Or hide it in the glove compartment among other items. This will ensure that no one will find it easily.
Finally, you can even hide it outside the house. Wrap it up in a bag and bury it in the garden, place it on the top of a tree, or even hang it on a fence or a light post. Just make sure to remember where you put it so you can retrieve it later.
In another section Lets talk about how to avoid suspicion. No matter how hard you try to hide a dildo from your parents, there’s always a chance that they may find out. So it’s important to know how to avoid suspicion. Don’t act suspicious and remain calm. Don’t talk too much or try to explain too much. And if your parents ask questions, don’t lie or make up stories – tell the truth.
It can also help to be more aware of your surroundings. Don’t leave evidence lying around that may give away your secret. Always make sure to check the room before you leave and clean up anything that may be suspicious. Also, if you can, hide it in a place where your parents can’t see or reach easily.
Another great way to avoid suspicion is to be conscious of how often you talk about your dildo. Don’t bring it up in conversations unnecessarily or try to hide it from view when your parents are around. That will only make them more suspicious.
You can also make your dildo disappear from time to time. If your parents have started asking questions about it, take the time to sneak it away and move it to a new hiding place. This will make it more difficult for them to find it and it will give you peace of mind.
In another section ,we will explore ways you can explain your purchase if you get caught. When it comes to hiding a dildo from parents, it’s possible that you’ll get caught. If this happens, it’s important to have an explanation prepared.
You can explain that you bought it as a joke gift for a friend’s bachelorette party or for a gag gift for a birthday. That is a good excuse because no parent would question wanting to give a dildo to someone as a joke. You can also try to downplay the item – say that it’s not a “real dildo,” but a novelty item, or something that “just looks like a dildo.” You could also argue that it was a necessity for some art project.
It’s also a good idea to admit that you made a mistake. Acknowledging your mistake and apologizing can go a long way. Simply tell your parents that you were not thinking clearly and that you understand why they don’t approve. That could help to make them more understanding of your purchase.
In another section, lets talk about how to keep your parents from finding out. Ideally, you don’t want your parents to find out that you have a dildo in the first place. With that in mind, there are some things you can do to reduce the chances of them finding out about it.
The first thing is to be aware of the environment at all times. Don’t leave anything around that might give away your secret. If you find out that your parents are coming to your room, make sure to put it away or hide it somewhere safe. This includes keeping your friends and family on the same page. Make sure they are aware of the situation and that they don’t mention anything.
The second thing you can do is to stay conscious of what you post on social media. If your parents are tech savvy, they may be able to figure out what you’re up to by following your posts. So don’t post any pictures or videos of your dildo on social media, regardless of how funny or innocently you may think it is.
Finally, you should be aware of the people you associate with. If you want to keep your dildo a secret, don’t hang out with people your parents don’t know. And if you do, tell them not to mention it or act suspicious when your parents are around.
In another section, let’s talk about what to do if your cover is blown. It’s possible that even after all your efforts to hide the dildo, your parents will find out. So it’s important to have a plan and to know what to do.
One option is to be honest about it. Explain the reasons you bought it – whether it was for yourself or a friend. While your parents may not agree with your decision, being honest can help to diffuse the situation and potentially give them more understanding of where you’re coming from.
Another option is to argue that it was out of curiosity and that you have no intention of using the dildo. While this may not win over your parents, it can help to paint you in a better light. You can also explain that you have no intention of buying any more dildos in the future.
Finally, if you’re really desperate, you can always try to change the topic or make a joke out of it. This can be risky, and it won’t work for everyone, but if your parents are in a lighthearted mood, it can help to defuse the situation and turn the conversation in a new direction.
In another section, let’s talk about how to stay safe. Hiding a dildo from your parents is one thing, but you also want to make sure that you are safe when using it. So here are some tips for staying safe.
First, if you’re using it for solo play, make sure to use a water-based lubricant. This will help to ensure that the dildo is comfortable and that you won’t experience any painful or uncomfortable sensations. Second, use your dildo with caution and don’t use it for extended periods of time. The dildo might be made of silicone, but it can still get hot after prolonged use and that could cause irritation.
Third, make sure to keep your dildo clean. Don’t use it if it’s been sitting around for too long or if it looks dirty or smells bad. It’s also a good idea to wash it after each use so that bacteria doesn’t build up.
Finally, use condoms if you plan on sharing your dildo with someone else. This will ensure that any bacteria or germs are not passed on. Also, make sure to use a new condom every time you switch partners.
So there you have it. Now you know how to hide a dildo from your parents – and how to stay safe when using it. Good luck!