I’ll tell you what happened to me. Or, more accurately, to one of my friends.As I said, I can’t take complete credit for this.
My friend was always running late for things. He was such an incorrigible procrastinator that he’d sometimes leave for work just as his shift was about to end. So, when I heard he’d bought the largest male masturbator in the world, I wasn’t all that surprised.
That night, he was with me. We were planning to go out, but he realized it was too late by then. He’d dilly dallied all afternoon and by then it was almost 10 PM. Instead of a night out, we ended up chilling at his place.When I asked him what that monster was doing in his bedroom, he grinned and said, “It’s my new tool for managing time.”
Okay, vibrators sure – it looked like a large sex dolls toy.I mean, I had to keep my laughter under check! But he had gotten it to use as a sort of unique alarm clock, at least according to him.He had programmed it to start buzzing and flashing when he should start getting ready for work the next day.
I have to hand it to him – it worked. It was kind of a weird gimmick, but it certainly was effective.He managed to limit the amount of time he wasted in the mornings, was always on time to work, and smartly avoided any disciplinary action. And I have to admit that I was grateful – it was always embarrassing showing up somewhere and finding that he was late.
I’m convinced it was a great purchase for him -He was always so laid-back about life, that I knew an alarm clock wouldn’t cut it.He wanted something loud, flashy, and intense – and he was determined not to be late anymore.And hey, the loud buzzing ended up giving us quite the laugh!
I guess you could say that it was an unconventional solution to a problem.So if any of you out there are having problems managing your time, it could be worth looking into the largest male masturbator out there. True, it won’t work for everyone – but it worked for my friend!